This Drunk “Bro” Asks Bouncer to Punch Him in the Face. It Goes How You’d Expect [VIDEO]

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When a party bro who got kicked out of the club decided he wanted to get back in, he came up with a brilliant plan. Well, brilliant for a drunk guy in the early morning hour who just got kicked out of a club. [Scroll Down For Video]

The video starts with our genius bro sitting on the ground, quietly contemplating his master plan for getting back into the club he was just kicked out of. Then he stands up. You can really tell he has a brilliant idea.

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He approaches the bouncer, full of confidence due to his newly thought out plan. He confidently says, “Take a swing. Take a swing, and if you miss, I can go back inside.”

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The bouncer, realizing the likely intoxication level of his much smaller rival, initially refuses. However, after another request the bouncer obliges and lays out an epic punch that will make your face hurt through the computer screen. Down goes our confident, genius, bro hero.

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And he stays down. For the rest of the video. Comments from bystanders include, “He’s not breathing,” and “He’s dead.”

Although, you can clearly see some movement, so he’s likely just good and knocked out. No word yet on the condition of the drinking bro or if the punch is going to result in any criminal charges for the bouncer or not.

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Let this be a lesson to all the kids out there, don’t drink and ask strangers to punch you in the face. Also, if you get kicked out of a bar, just go home. The night can only go downhill from there.