Undertaker Realizes Sex Sells. Not The Best Thing.

Don't pretend your looking at the coffin.
Don't pretend your looking at the coffin.

Don’t pretend your looking at the coffin.

Please. Stop. This.

I don’t mind seeing topless women. I don’t. Really. But for a coffin selling business? Look, sexy is fine. Sexy is great even.

But you know what I DON”T want to think about in connection to sex?

DYING.

This Polish company, however, has a slightly different take. They’ve been making these pinup coffin calendars for eight years, on the grounds that the coffin is beautiful, the women are beuatiful, and society takes the whole dying thing too seriously.

Or, as their sales department said, “It helps us sell more coffins.”

For those intreasted, the calendar is availible online.