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“This is the way the world ends, Not with a bang but a whimper.” T.S. Eliot.

While that line was uttered in a short poem, Eliot, probably couldn’t foresee that the end of the world will likely come in the form of the following announcement. According to a local Fox report:

McDonald’s is about to test a new business model in Missouri with a very appetizing feature: All-you-can-eat fries.

We suspect that it will be a matter of mere weeks before life as we know it stops and the majority of civilization just hangs out inside McDonald’s all day, gorging themselves on the delicious, salty food of the gods.

The move is part of McDonald’s new strategy, which focuses on what the chain says its customers primarily want and that is apparently all you can eat fries, customizable burgers and all day breakfast.

The chain has even removed several of its healthier wrap options from the menu in order to better focus on these goals.