Justin Beiber Asked to Endorse a Dildo

A Dick Selling Dicks?

A Dick Selling Dicks?

The Face of Women’s Electronics!


Ho boy. There’s no love lost between me and Beiber, the kids makes awful music and seems determined to be a horrible person (we all remember the Ann Frank incident right?), but if there was something that would make me feel a little bad for him, it would a dildo producer asking you to endorse their product.
After seeing Beiber’s…beeb in a recent New York News Daily, Clone-a-Willy sent a letter to both Beiber and the Huffington Post, saying:”Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. You can only imagine … a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and “Clone-A-Willy” in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his “dating” life.”

I mean, how do you explain that on a first date? At anything where a woman is inovlved? “Oh, hey, so apart from being a teenage pop singer, I also endorse my potential replacement.”