The stupid… it burns! This is what happens when someone claims to be AK expert and buys an AK off Armslist, while actually not knowing a thing about the iconic rifle.
The exchange was posted to a private Facebook group known simply as AK-47 and is the experience of one of the groups members in what should have been a simple Armslist transaction.
The original post read, “I sold this guy my 7.62 saiga. You might get a kick out of these messages”.
Buyer: Fucking thing keeps jamming
Seller: It it not ejecting? Not feeding right? What type of ammo? I have honestly never had any type of misfire or jam
Buyer: Won’t feed ammo correctly. 5.56 right?
Buyer: What’s that?
Buyer: Never heard of it
Seller: That’s what caliber that rifle is
Buyer: You told me it was an AK
Buyer: According to Google Saiga AKs take 5.56×45 ammo
Seller: That is 7.62. It is stamped on the receiver
Buyer: I’m gonna stamp your fucking head
Seller: What the hell is your problem
Buyer: I have a gun I can’t use
Seller: Get the correct ammo and you can.
Seller: I seriously cant tell if you’re joking around here? I thought you said you were familiar with ak’s
Buyer: No one fuckin sells it you half wit
Seller: Every gunshop? Walmart? Jesus christ.
Buyer: The ones that shoot 5.56 I am
Seller: Before you come at me with a childish attitude you need to do your research, be familiar with what your receiver says, hell it even said 7.62 on my armslist ad. 7.62×39 is an extremely common round found anywhere
Buyer: There aren’t any wal marts around me. Jesus don’t sell ammo either you sacrilegious cunt.
Buyer: I don’t want to fuckin commie caliber gun
Seller: Nice talking to ya man. Enjoy the rifle
Seller: I’m not 10 years old
Buyer: You just wait
Seller: What’s that supposed to mean?
Buyer: I’ll find the right ammo
That was the last message for the night, making it seem like this little roller coaster should be coming to an end.
He resumes early the next morning with yet another ammo issue for his newly acquired AK rifle.
Buyer: Still don’t work. Picked up some 7.62 and it’s too big now.
Seller: You probably got 7.62×51 or 7.62×54
Buyer: Dude at Wal mart said it would work
Seller: Don’t take a walmart employees word for anything lol
Buyer: You about to take this dick if you don’t fix this shit
Seller: I’m not going to help you at all if you keep talking to me like that
Buyer: I want my money back
Seller: Go get the right ammo
Buyer: Tell you what… you buy me some so I know what to get and we’ll call it even. K?
Seller: I sent you a picture
Buyer: That’s what I bought asshole
Seller: I’m not even wasting my time trying to help anymore. You’re a douche
Seller: No. You’re. You’re means you are.