Deadpool’s Latest Video Will Make You Touch Yourself [VIDEO]

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Touch yourself tonight. #Deadpool.

The latest video from Deadpool is friendly advice for a longer life from the near immortal “Merc with a Mouth”. The video starts simple enough, with our hero saying:

“Gentlemen, how well do you know your happy sack? I’m sure you rub it around downstairs more than mommy would like. It’s time you started paying attention to your favorite pastime because that bag of beans down there could be trying to kill you…


“Yeah! Because testicular cancer is the most common form of cancer in men aged between 15 and 35. It’s time to fight back.”

Touch yourself tonight. #deadpool

Posted by Ryan Reynolds on Thursday, January 28, 2016

He then gives directions on how to properly check your manberries or, as Deadpool himself calls them, smooth criminals:


It’s actually an informative PSA for a group normally hard to reach by traditional messages, and he leaves off with simple advice to remember that could just save your life: