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For more than 40 years, Lake Superior State University has been compiling a list of words they’d like to see banished. These are the cliches, the idiotic abbreviations, the catch-phrases that have become tired and boring through constant overuse. If some of them are unfamiliar to you, be thankful.

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LSSU’s word banishment list began 42 years ago by W. T. Rabe, a public relations director at the school. Nominations come in from around the world. Here’s this year’s list:

You, Sir – Hails from a more civilized era when duels were the likely outcome of disagreements. Today, we suffer on-line trolls and Internet shaming.

Focus – Good word, but overused when concentrate or look at would work fine. See 1983’s banishment of, We Must Focus Our Attention.

BĂȘte Noire – After consulting a listing of synonyms, we gather this to be a bugbear, pet peeve, bug-boo, pain, or pest to our nominators.

Town Hall Meeting – Candidates seldom debate in town halls anymore. Needs to be shown the door along with “soccer mom(s)” and “Joe Sixpack” (banned in 1997).

Post-Truth – To paraphrase the late Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan, we are entitled to our own opinions but not to our own facts.

Guesstimate – When guess and estimate are never enough.

831 – A texting encryption of, I love you: 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning. Never encrypt or abbreviate one’s love.

Historic – Thrown around far too much. What’s considered as such is best left to historians rather than the contemporary media.

Manicured – As in a manicured lawn. Golf greens are the closest grass comes to being manicured.

Echo Chamber – Lather, rinse, and repeat. After a while, everything sounds the same.

On Fleek – Anything that is on-point, perfectly executed, or looking good. Needs to return to its genesis: perfectly groomed eyebrows.

Bigly – Did the candidate say “big league” or utter this 19th-Century word that means, in a swelling blustering manner? Who cares? Kick it out of the echo chamber!

Ghost – To abruptly end communication, especially on social media. Is it rejection angst, or is this word really as overused as word-banishment nominators contend? Either way, our committee feels the pain.

Dadbod – The flabby opposite of a chiseled-body male ideal. Should not empower dads to pursue a sedentary lifestyle.

Listicle – Numbered or bulleted list created primarily to generate views on the Web, LSSU’s word-banishment list excluded.

“Get your dandruff up . . . “ – The Committee is not sure why this malapropism got nominators’ dander up in 2016.

Selfie Drone – In what could be an ominous development, the selfie – an irritating habit of constantly photographing and posting oneself to social media – is being handed off to a flying camera. How can this end badly?

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Frankenfruit – Another food group co-opted by “frankenfood.” Not to be confused with other forms of genetically modified language.

Disruption – Nominators are exhausted from 2016’s disruption. When humanity looks back on zombie buzzwords, they will see disruption bumping into other overused synonyms for change.

If you want to take a trip down banished-word-memory-lane, check out lssu.edu/banished.

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