Another Emu Rampages In UK

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Jimmy the Emu has been arrested after his offences escalated from assault to chasing motorists. This is the third large bird causing trouble in the United Kingdom, and this one apparently has a criminal record. Travelers have complained of his aggressive behavior, some even comparing him to a T-rex.

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The police have said that this was for the emu’s own safety, as the large bird had wandered into the road. Perhaps this was actually the beginnings of a revolt? Beware the big birds in Britain.